Monday, February 13, 2012

Fairy Valentine's Day G-d Mother

I was tucked in bed and just didn't feel right about not celebrating Valentine's Day as we have for 17 years... And so, I called upon the "Fairy Valentine's Day G-d Mother" to manage on my behalf. I want to reiterate that I am not crossing the picket line. And I cannot be help responsible for the actions of the "Fairy Valentine's Day G-d Mother". Below is the note that the kids will find when they awaken. Gotta go find good hiding spots. I mean, gotta go back to bed. ;)

Note to my kids:

As you know, your mom is sadly on strike… She was therefor not able to prepare and provide for you, the traditional Valentine’s Day basket that she has lovingly created and hid for you to find each year.

And so I, the Fairy Valentine’s Day G-d Mother, has instead taken matters into my own hands. Following breakfast this morning, save a little time to look for your Valentine’s Day basket as it is hidden an waiting for YOU… ;)

It is my sincere hope that you will enjoy your Valentine’s Day and know that your Mommy loves you more than you can ever know. More than there are M & M’s in this basket, more than there are fish in the sea. She loves you more than there are clouds in the sky or leaves on the trees. You are so very, very loved…



Your Fairy Valentine’s Day G-d Mother

PS. The way to end the strike is to forever promise to appreciate your mom and help her when she asks and even when she doesn’t… She’s actually a really, really good Mommy. (Just a little advice from your “other Mother”.)

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